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Chapter Excerpt
Chapter
One
A
Migrating Ghost
"If you ever see a ghost," the boy told his friends in a whisper,
"you must do three things. First, pinch yourself to make sure you're
awake. Second, pinch the ghost to make sure it's real."
"That's only two things," said someone.
"If it pinches back," said Salim, "the third thing to do is
run for your life."
The other boys nodded. It was fun to be in the tree house at sunset, talking
about ghosts. No one was scared. You could hear Mr. Grubb hammering on the back
porch. A hammer pounding was a nice safe sound.
"But did you ever see a ghost?" asked Sammy Grubb, whose
tree house it was.

"Yes," said Salim.
"You're making it up," said Sammy Grubb.
"Oh, I tell the truth," said Salim. "I saw a ghost on the Air
India jet coming from Bombay this summer. I had been in the washroom at the
rear of the cabin. When I came out, the movie had started. Everyone in the
smoking section was lighting up cigarettes."
The other six members of the Copycats club stared at him.
"Just then," Salim continued, "the pilot spoke over the intercom.
He said for all passengers to buckle their seat belts. We were flying over the Himalayas,
tallest mountains in the world. We were heading straight for turbulent
winds."
"And?" said the boys in unison.
"As I stood there, a ghost appeared, formed out of cigarette smoke. It
floated in the light from the in-flight video. The ghost made a shadowy shape
against the screen, sort of like a legless man with a tapering tail. At first
people laughed because they thought it was part of the show. But somebody said,
"It's a ghost! And everyone began to scream."
"Then what?" The boys waited breathlessly. Sammy Grubb's mouth
opened up so wide that his gum fell out onto the tree house floor. He brushed
the dirt off with his thumb and popped the gum back in his mouth. He wasn't
scared of a little dirt. Besides, he needed to chew. That's how anxious he was.
Salim went on. "The jet hit an air bump and people screamed again.
Chicken curry went globbing through the air, followed by a thousand grains of
rice. The ghost stretched out something like a long thick arm, pointing toward
the back of the cabin. An old granny screeched, 'We're all going to die!' and
then she fainted. But I thought the ghost was pointing at me."
The boys began to wish they had more than a single candle burning in their
tree house. The evening was getting a bit too dark, and Mr. Grubb had finished
his hammering and gone inside. "Then what?"
"The airplane bucked and stumbled on the currents like a fish flopping
around on the bank of a river. The ghost began to swarm over the heads of
everyone sitting in economy class. People ducked. I thought I should slip back
into one of the washrooms, but they were all occupied. I was trapped!"
"And then?" asked Sammy Grubb, Chief of the Copycats club.
"And then?" echoed the other loyal members, Hector, Stan, Moshe,
Mike, and Forest Eugene.
"There was no place to go!"
"And then?"
"When she fainted, the old granny leaned against the buttons in the arm
of her seat, and she accidentally rang the bell for the steward. So, ghost or
no ghost, an Air India steward came leaping bravely down the aisle. He yelled
at me to get to my seat. Then he leaned over the granny to see what she wanted.
He thought she was just asleep, so he opened an overhead luggage compartment to
find her a complimentary Air India blanket."
"And then?"
"The ghost came floating nearer and nearer. If it was coming for me or
the old woman, I couldn't say. But just then the airplane slid into a pothole
in the air and everything in the cabin jumped around again: babies, more
chicken curry and rice, little airplane pillows, me -- and also the smoky
ghost. It was jostled upward into the open overhead luggage compartment. The
steward slammed the door shut. Everyone cheered. We had a quiet trip all the
way to London, where we had a stopover before changing planes for Boston. But
the steward said that nobody should open that overhead compartment until all
the passengers were safely off the plane."
"Who do you think the ghost was after? You?" asked Sammy Grubb.
"I don't know," said Salim. "When the granny came to her
senses, she began to shriek that it was the ghost of her dead husband coming to
haunt her. But when we landed in London her husband met her in the arrival
hall, and then she remembered that he wasn't dead yet."
"I wonder where the ghost is now," said Sammy Grubb.
"Who can say?" " said Salim. "Air India flies to many
cities. But if a ghost ever shows up, remember the three things I told you to
do."
"Number one: Pinch yourself to make sure you're awake," said Sammy
Grubb.
"Right," said Salim.
"Number two: Pinch the ghost to make sure it's real," said Sammy
Grubb.
"Right," said Salim.
"Number three: If the ghost pinches back," said Sammy Grubb,
"run for your life."
"Right," said Salim. "But there's not very far away you can
run if you're in an airplane."
Overhead, a jet airliner floated in the inky night the stars. The Vermont
woods nearby seemed dense eith shadows and alive with suspicious sounds.
"What's that in the woods?" Sammy Grubb suddenly screamed.
"Look! Down there!"
"It's a ghost!" Salim whispered. "Everybody, pinch
yourselves!"
They all did. "Ow," said Sammy Grubb.
"Pinch the ghost! said Salim. But nobody threw himself out of the tree
house to do it. Down below, the figure in the woods came a little nearer.
The foregoing is excerpted from Six Haunted Hairdos by Gregory Maguire. All
rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced without written
permission from HarperCollins Publishers, 10 East 53rd Street, New
York, NY 10022
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